i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
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That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
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I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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