so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
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I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
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Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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