how can u be prego again
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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