I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
You took a bar mat shot.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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