How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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