think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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