The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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