@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
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well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
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Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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