I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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