She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Two words: nipple clamps
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