So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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