WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
