I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
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So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
i need to put some appletini on your dick
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
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