kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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