Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
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I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
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His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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