we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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