Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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