This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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