who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
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I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
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So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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