Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
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