im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Congratulations! We have a period
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