Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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