this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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