um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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