I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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