Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
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Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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