we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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