You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
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