Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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