So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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