Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
areolas are like halos for boobs.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
