2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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