My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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