so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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