Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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