Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
she told me i tasted like america
Church boner. Awkwardddd
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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