More tranny stories later!
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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