Whoa Z and x make the same sound
People in love make me want to vomit
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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