dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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