...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm gonna have a badass scar
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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