I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
