I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Randomize
