Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
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You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
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Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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