I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
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it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
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I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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