i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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