Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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