So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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