Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
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Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
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she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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