Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
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There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
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she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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