In the future we'll all be gay
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
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I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
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He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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