this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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