idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
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That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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