I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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