isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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